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Family Ness Cartoon

Family Ness

Title: Family Ness
Country of Origin: UK
Produced by:
Maddox Cartoon Productions
Air Date:
1984
Number of Episodes:
25
Episode Length:
5 minutes
UK Channel: BBC

80s Cartoons retro rating: 3/5
Family Ness Retro Rating: 4/5


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Animated series set in Scotland featuring a family of nessies, each named after a particularly obvious personality. Names such as Ferociousness, Heavyness, Sillyness, Lovelyness, Pirateness, Sportyness, Babyness and Eagerness. The 2 human kids were called Elspeth & Angus, and their father, Mr McTout.

Family Ness Theme

Family Ness theme:


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Family Ness Lyrics

Family Ness lyrics:

MacToot blows on his bagpipes [bagpipe sound]
While Elspeth and Angus watch those notes go floating across the waves!

Ferocious-Ness appears at once, and grabs a note or two for lunch, [crunch, crunch]
And the whole of the Family Ness is not too far behind!

Sporty-Ness leaps over him, turns upside down then dives back in,
And the beautiful Lovely-Ness shows she's the kissing kind! [mwah]

Eyewit-Ness comes up for air and takein' notes without a care,
Then turns with a crash and a bash and a splash - to the Family Ness.


Family Ness closing theme tune lyrics

You can knock it,
You can rock it,
You can go to Timbuktu,
But you'll never find a Nessy in the zoo!
You may see an Anaconda, or Giraffe and Kangaroo,
But you'll never see a Nessy in a zoo!

Family Ness Characters

Family Ness characters:

MR MACTOUT

Mr MacTout

Bagpipe playing Scotsman
ANGUS MACTOUT

Angus MacTout

Mr MacTout's son
ELSBETH MACTOUT

Elsbeth MacTout

Mr MacTout's daughter
SERGEANT MCFUZZ

Sergeant McFuzz

Local policeman
PROF. DUMKOPF

Prof. Dumkopf

Mad Professor, trying to catch a Nessie
FEROCIOUS NESS

Ferocious-ness

Likes to frighten passers by
Can change colour
HER HIGH NESS

Her High-Ness

Queen of the nessies
Gave Angus and Elsbeth whistles
CLEVER NESS

Clever-Ness

Clever Nessie
SPEEDY NESS

Speedy-Ness

Fast Nessie
SPORTY NESS

Sporty-Ness

Sporty Nessie
LOVELY NESS

Lovely-Ness

Girly Nessie

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Why do we love it?
Series 1, so much fun
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Why do we love it?
Series 2, loads more fun!

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